Comic Relief’s Swear Jar app for iPhone and iPad

Comic Relief’s Swear Jar is an app that recognizes when you or your potty-mouthed pals swear. Make a donation and the app will identify and tally up your swears.

What the sodding hell is it?

It’s damn good fun that’s what it is. You can turn bad habits into good deeds. Make a donation and the app will identify and tally up your swears.

How the bloody thing works:

Using the latest voice recognition technology from Google, the app identifies and tallies up swear words. To make sure the pottiest of mouths don’t donate their entire savings, you make an up-front donation. Smart buggers.

Once you have confirmed you are over 18 and made your donation, you can initiate a listening session. During this session the keen ear of the app will be listening to your conversation and will identify and tally up your swear words.

Listening sessions last for up to 10 mins, or you can end it before if you want, you tight sod. At the end of the session you can see how you fare on the ‘wall of shame’ of other swearers using the app. If you still have credit left, just start another session. Or if you’ve filled up your jar but you’re not done ripping your phone a new one, simply donate again. Easy as that, tosspot.

DISCLAIMERS

- Users must be 18 or over

- All donations are final and made to Comic Relief, minus service charges.

- An app listening sessions last for up to 10 mins, or can be ended by the user whenever they choose.

- The app is live between 17th March 2017 – 7th April 2017. After that period, the app will de- activate.